911! Emergency! - Cast Recording

Sister Chantelle

Stop!

Peter

Fuck me, Matt!

it’s Diana Ross!

Sister Chantelle

Uh, sure enough, it ain’t.

but now i know i’ve got the right person.

Peter

What’s that supposed to mean?

Sister Chantelle

Listen up, peter.

i may be a virgin but i ain’t new to the game.

don’t be frontin' with Mary.

Peter

Holy shit!

Sister chantelle: i’ll pretend i didn’t hear that.

Kyra & tanya

Think it over

Peter

Hail mary, full of grace

Sister Chantelle

Stop, stop, stop!

do you know how tired i am of that prayer?

What do you know about 2, 000 years, and they still be saying the same prayer.

Kyra & Tanya

Change is comin' - it’s comin'!

Sister chantelle

I have a message for you, peter.

Kyra & Tanya

Listen closely

Sister chantelle

Now where’d i put it?

all these pockets… oh yeah, here it is!

Kyra & tanya

Seek and ye shall find

Sister chantelle

«you will know the truth and the truth shall…» who writes this stuff?

Kyra & tanya

Too generic

Sister chantelle

Never mind, i’m gonna wing it

Tanya

Mary loves her puns

Sister chantelle

Now, I saw what you just did

Kyra & tanya

Mary saw you

Sister chantelle

Seems the love that dare not speak its name done gone ahead and spoke

Kyra & tanya

Now the secret’s out

Sister chantelle

You tell one person — that’s it — cat’s out of the bag

Kyra & tanya

Will he keep it?

Sister chantelle

There’s a phone call that is now overdue to your mother, baby

Kyra & tanya

Time to call her up

Operator!

Sister chantelle

Get on mama’s line

Kyra & tanya

Operator!

Sister chantelle

Heaven knows it’s time

Kyra & tanya

Operator!

Sister chantelle

Can you put him through?

All three

Someone’s got a job to do

Kyra & tanya

Operator!

Sister chantelle

Mama loves you, boy

Kyra & tanya

Operator!

Sister chantelle

You’re your mama’s joy

Kyra & tanya

Operator!

Sister chantelle

Get the doing done

All three

Reach out, baby — touch someone!

911!

emergency!

it’s time to be a grown up

We done gone and made the call — but you need to pick the phone up

Ring your mother, tell it all, just go ahead and own up

Stop your lying, drop the drama

Tell the world but first tell mama

Let her know!

Sister chantelle

I’ve read the books, Peter

Kyra & tanya

Oprah picked 'em

Sister chantelle

Sayin' «come out when you’re ready,» but don’t talk about it — be about it!

Kyra & tanya

Come on, come on out, boy

Sister chantelle

Cause life is now, sugar

Kyra & tanya

Gotta live your life

Sister chantelle

Don’t hide there under a bushel… or whatever my baby used to say

Kyra & tanya

Jesus knows what’s up

Operator!

Sister chantelle

Help the boy connect

Kyra & tanya

Operator!

Sister chantelle

Let him call collect

Kyra & tanya

Operator!

Sister chantelle

Could you put him through?

All three

Someone’s got a job to do

Kyra & tanya

Operator!

Sister chantelle

Got to change the plan

Kyra & tanya

Operator!

Sister chantelle

Time to take a stand

Kyra & tanya

Operator!

Sister chantelle

Get the doing done

All three

Reach out, baby!

touch someone!

911!

emergency!

it’s time to be a grown up

We done gone and made the call — but you need to pick the phone up

Ring your mother, tell it all, just go ahead and own up

Mop your mess up, drop the drama

Tell the world but first tell mama

911!

emergency!

life is full of choices!

Baby, here’s the 411: with truth the world rejoices

Let it out, let mama in, boy, you need to hear our voices

Stop the secrets, drop the drama

Roll it out but first tell mama

Let her know!

Sister chantelle

That’s it.

God bless.

Peter

But what if God-

Sister chantelle

Uh-uh!

no questions.

this isn’t «conversations with mary.»

Kyra & tanya

It ain’t that book, baby

Sister chantelle

Look, you’ll figure it out.

and i’m on the tightest of schedules…

Work, work, work, save, save, save, so many in need.

But does the head of the first family lift a wing to help?

No!

Joseph be telling me, «i let you ride the donkey all the way to bethlehem.»

Now that was 2, 000 years ago, ok?

i’m talkin' about what has he done for me

lately?

Kyra & tanya

Sister chantelle

Keep it up!

just keep it up, and i know two ladies 'bout to be touched by an

angel.

You got that?

we out!

peter, remember!

All three

911!

emergency!

it’s time to be a grown up!

We done gone and made the call — but you need to pick the phone up

Ring your mother, tell it all, just go ahead and own up

Stop your lying, drop the drama

Tell the world but first tell mama

Let her know!