The Perfect Buffet - Brutal Knights

Welcome to the perfect buffet

Good for straight, transgendered or gay

Vadge and dong are part of this schmorgasbord

Your waiters name is Gord

We come every day to dine at the perfect buffet

Bring many trays when you visit the perfect buffet

Do you want to have crabs?

The waitresses are not old hags

You can have ice cream

Or drink a cup of steam

We come

You can have all the pizza you want a piece a

Have a siesta at our fiesta

Free gift bag with every order over twenty dollars