I Do Nothing - Brutal Knights

Wakeup is at 10 am at chateau flan

Food in room from last night is eaten followed by visit to can

Can is briefly used, now its time for back to bed

Sleep again until 4

I do not do chores

I do nothing

Too lazy to live

I do nothing

I need to sleep in

I do nothing

Too lazy to die

I do nothing

I need to eat pie

Go downstairs, turn on TV

Logging on to check computer mail obsessively

Look at floor, floor is dirty

Will not clean the floor until I am thirty

Playing video games beat in 1992

Go upstairs and cook some food

Put cream cheese in eggs

Bust out the ketchup

Eat the food and watch the bone collector

I do nothing, I do nothing, I do nothing, too lazy