The Cat With 9 Wives - Brian Setzer

I got one-two-three-four\nFive-six-seven-eight-nine wives\nWife number one was Annabelle Jones\nA red-haired beauty\nMostly skin and bones\nShe liked to play the ponies\nI met her at the track\nWhen I hit the pick six\nI forgot to go back\nBride number two was Pretty McGee\nShe loved the outdoors and\nShe sure loved me\nWe married on a mountain\nThat was covered in snow\nWhen the wather cleared up\nIt was tim to go\nI got one-two-three-four\nFive-six-seven-eight-nine wives\nWives three and four\nWere identical twins\nThey were from the Twin Cities\nNamed Lucy and Lynne\nI wed one in Spring\nAnd one in Fall\nThey had a sister named Lola\nI loved best of all\nSylvia Smith was the\nFifth of the bunch\nA curvy little waitress\nThat I met over lunch\nShe loved to eat\nBut she hated to cook\nOne night after dinner\nI decided to book\nI got one-two-three-four\nFive-six-seven-eight-nine wives\nSix seven and eight\nI cherished them all\nThey came in medium short and tall\nWe had nothing but joy\nFun and games\nBut for the life of me now\nI can’t remember their names\nThe best for last\nYou’re number nine\nWe walked down the aisle\nAnd I’m walkin' the line\nWe’ll last forever\nThis ain’t no fling\n'Course just in case\nI’ve got an extra wedding ring\nI got one-two-three-four\nFive-six-seven-eight-nine wives