Down For The Count - Bowling For Soup

(Ladies and Gentlemen!

In this corner, weighing in at 131 pounds…

I’m sorry, correction, 126 pounds

It’s the girl that broke my heart!

Isn’t she lovely folks?

Just look at that smile!

Draws me in every time…)

Someone call a medic, cause I think she’s gonna strike again

She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand

That holds the picture in the heart-shaped frame we bought at Target

Yes I think we got a problem but I can’t put my finger on it

It seems like you told me I’m in over my head

But all I remember is making out constantly

If I don’t get out then I’ll probably end up dead

She’s the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count

Over and out

Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me

I can’t hang around

Get kicked while I’m down

What was that sound?

I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring

(Let's get ready for verse number 2!)

The message on the cell says she’s wating on the call for me

To tell her that I’m sorry, I can come back if I crawl

But I got bad knees, and I can’t say that I’m sorry

'Cept I’m sorry that I met you, now my guard’s up and I’m fightin' dirty

(Wooh!)

It seems like you told me I’m in over my head

But all I remember is making out constantly

If I don’t get out then I’ll probably end up dead

She’s the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count

Over and out

Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me

I can’t hang around

Get kicked while I’m down

What was that sound?

I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring

(7…8…9…10! Knockout!)

It seems like you told me I’m in over my head

But all I remember is making out constantly

If I don’t get out then I’ll probably end up dead

She’s the undisputed champ of my world

Undisputed champ of my world, and I’m begging to be

Down for the count

Over and out

Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me

I can’t hang around

Get kicked while I’m down

What was that sound?

I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring

(Phone Message)