Alexa Bliss - Bowling For Soup

She saw me for the first time in Columbus

She was with her friends and I was in a tour bus

A few months later she was wearing my shirt in a photo shoot

I didn’t even know that she was famous

How could someone so pretty be so dangerous

She’s only 5 foot tall but maybe 5'2"in her wrestling boots

And I hear she can even sing

She’s the champ of everything

Hey — why can’t every girl be more like Alexa Bliss

Hey — how could a chick on TV make me feel like this

She’s got a finishing move called Twisted bliss

And it’s like my heart is caught in the sleeper hold

Whoa oh oh

Why can’t every girl be more like Alexa Bliss

She says some really mean stuff to the other wrestlers

Some say they hate her but they just don’t get her

And if you try and bring her down she’ll say bless your heart

Her favorite songs girl all the bad guys want

Sometimes she cheats but she never gets caught yeah

She’s got a pet pig named Larry-Steve and he’s so smart

I love to watch her in the ring

To me she’s the champ of everything

Hey — why can’t every girl be more like Alexa Bliss

Hey — how could a chick on TV make me feel like this

She’s got a finishing move called Twisted bliss

And it’s like my heart is caught in the sleeper hold

Whoa oh oh

Why can’t every girl be more like Alexa Bliss

Hey — why can’t every girl be more like Alexa Bliss

Hey — how could a chick on TV make me feel like this

She’s got a finishing move called Twisted bliss

And it’s like my heart is caught in the sleeper hold

Whoa oh oh

Why can’t every girl be more like Alexa Bliss

Alexa Bliss aha

Larry-Steve