BFFF - Bowling For Soup

You are my best friend in the world

And I hope that you know

When we hang out together

It’s freakin' awesome!

Playing poker Friday nights

Pyromancing off golf cart races

You think that my sister’s hot

I accidentally shot your finger

Off your writing hand oh well

You get disability

I broke my leg you laughed so hard

And told the ambulance to stop at the bar

You’ll tell the world I’m gay

When you hear me say

That I really and truly feel this way

Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay (ooooo)

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I’m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way

You fart and burp in the same key

And I think your iPod sucks

You make fun of my hair because yours is

Disappearing

I’ve seen your penis you’ve seen mine

I popped your pimples you rubbed Aloe

Vera on my sunburnt back

You laughed in fits when I shit my pants

You felt my girl’s brand new boobs

You asked to suck 'em she refused

So while you slept I shaved your head

You woke up and told me that I…

You’ll tell the world I’m gay

When you hear me say

That I really and truly feel this way

Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay (ooooo)

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I’m trying to say I love you (I freakin' love you dude)

I know you know I love you in a heterosexual way

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na

You’ll tell the world I’m gay

When you hear me say

That I really and truly feel this way

Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay (ooooo)

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I’m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na na

Na na na