What If - Bongwater

What if I bake you a coconut cake?

With lots of nuts, the kind that you hate?

What if I threw your car keys in the lake?

What if I made you cry?

What if I told you lies?

What if I took you to the edge?

What if I pushed you off a ledge?

What if I scratched all your Sister Sledge?

What if I made you cry?

What if I tell you lies?

Would you still love me?

What if I made you get me a tab?

And made you pay for all of the cabs?

What if I gave you all of my crabs?

What if I laughed when you cried?

Then said it was all just a lie?

Would you still love me?

What if I had PMS all my life?

And told you «You look just like Barney Fife»?

What if I twisted it in like a knife?

Until it made you cry?

Until it made you lie?

Would you still love me?

Would you still love me?