Colin Zeal - Blur

Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal

He’s a pedestrian walker, he’s a civil talker

He’s an affable man with a plausible plan

Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand

And then he

Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again

Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again

He’s pleased with himself, he’s pleased with himself

He’s so pleased with himself, ah-ha

While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic

He’s an immaculate dresser, he’s your common aggressor

Colin’s the modern retard with a love of bombast

Keeps his eye on the news, doesn’t dwell on the past

And then he

Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again

Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again

He’s pleased with himself, he’s pleased with himself

He’s so pleased with himself, ah-ha

He’s pleased with himself, he’s pleased with himself

He’s so pleased with himself, ah-ha

And then he

Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again

Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again

He’s pleased with himself, he’s pleased with himself

He’s so pleased with himself, ah-ha

He’s pleased with himself, he’s pleased with himself

He’s so pleased with himself, ah-ha

He’s pleased with himself, he’s pleased with himself

He’s so pleased with himself, ah-ha

He’s pleased with himself, he’s pleased with himself

He’s so pleased with himself, ah-ha

Well, he’s a modern retard, he’s terminal lard

He’s an affable man with a carotene tan

'Cause Colin Zeal’s ill, Colin Zeal’s ill, Colin Zeal’s ill

He’s Colin Zeal and he knows