Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad - Bernadette Peters, Andrew Lloyd Webber

Capped teeth and caesar salad

Good old Beverly Hills

With every deal that’s done an award is won

You can rent a car or rent a star

Suntans and Sunday brunches

Sprinklers sprinkle away

It’s like a fairy tale long as you don’t inhale

I’ll call you back and have a nice day

Capped teeth and caesar salad

Spotless Beverly Hills

If someone takes a walk all the neighbors talk

Every man and beast came from back east

Earthquakes and English muffins

Ulcers poppin' away

The films are being hyped before the scripts are typd

I’ll call you back and have a nice day

Hello, Mr. Bloom’s offic

Yes, may I speak to Sheldon, please?

No, I’m afraid Mr. Bloom’s at a screening

If you would like to leave word

Yes, I would like to leave w-

We’ll get right back to you

Yes, I’d like to leave word

Thank you for calling

Have a nice day

You have a nice day, too

And a nice swim

Capped teeth and caesar salad

Cozy Beverly Hills

Out here a woman shops until her chauffeur drops

When her bosoms droop, fifty surgeons swoop

Don’t work, sit and look pretty

Keep your boredom at bay

Out here the rainbow ends in your Mercedes Benz

I’ll call you back and have a nice day

Hello, Mr. Bloom’s office.

Who is thi-

Oh, Emma!

Oh, Emma!

I’m sorry, Emma, Mr. Bloom is not in

To you, Emma

Never, never, never to Emma, Emma, Emma

Yes I know, I’m just one of Mr. Bloom’s possessions

One of his things

Just an object dart, that’s what I am

Just a soggy crumpet floating around the pool all day long

I’ll call you back and have a nice day