Videoaften - Bawl

Jeg har gjort rent, gået ned med pant

Jeg har luftet ud, men alt bli’r lidt elegant

Jeg har gjort klar, for vi skal ha' det fedt

Hun kommer her forbi cirka lige om lidt

Har stået i køkkenet, det meste af morgenen

Hun sætter sig til rette, jeg sætter kage i ovnen

Jeg har chips, samosa og croissanter

Og jeg har valgt at vi skal se Motorsavs Massakren

Hun vil hellere se Clueless og The Notebook

Det' ikk' lige mig, men okay du

Kagen den er klar nu, chokolade, sukker

Stop!

Vent!

Der' en hånd i mine bukser

Jeg troede vi sku' se nogle film og chille

Men det var vidst ikk' lige det hun vil'

Det var som om hun skiftede personlighed

Og det blev jeg utroligt urolig ved

Hvorfor skal det altid handle om sex

Jeg vil bare bage kage og se Netflix

Hvorfor skal det altid handle om sex

Jeg vil bare bage kage og se Netflix

Hey stop!

Sku' vi ikk' bar' se Tiger King?

Hun vil åbenbart se nogle andre ting

Hun kommer nærmere, jeg går i panik for

Hun sætter kløerne i mig og brøler som en tiger

Hovedet spinner rundt ligesom Eksorcisten

Hun flexxer missen, kalder mig for lækkerbisken

Hun ender pisken, hun er ude på noget

Hun hvisker i mit øre: «Jeg' super våd»

Vil du ikk' godt bare gå væk?

Jeg vil bare se film, nej jeg gider dig ikk'

Jeg åbner døren og sender hende hjem

Nu har jeg kagen for mig selv

Jeg troede vi sku' se nogle film og chille

Men det var vidst ikk' lige det hun vil'

Det var som om hun skiftede personlighed

Og det blev jeg utroligt urolig ved

Hvorfor skal det altid handle om sex

Jeg vil bare bage kage og se Netflix

Hvorfor skal det altid handle om sex

Jeg vil bare bage kage og se Netflix

Jeg vil aldrig mere se Netflix med damer

Ser det kun med mine venner, Ross, Joey og Chandler

Jeg vil aldrig mere se Netflix med damer

Kun med mine venner, kun med mine venner

Kun med mine venner

Jeg troede vi sku' se nogle film og chille

Men det var vidst ikk' lige det hun vil'

Det var som om hun skiftede personlighed

Og det blev jeg utroligt urolig ved

Hvorfor skal det altid handle om sex

Jeg vil bare bage kage og se Netflix

Hvorfor skal det altid handle om sex

Jeg vil bare bage kage og se Netflix

Jeg troede vi sku' se nogle film og chille

Men det var vidst ikk' lige det hun vil'

Det var som om hun skiftede personlighed

Og det blev jeg utroligt urolig ved

Jeg troede vi sku' se nogle film og chille

Men det var vidst ikk' lige det hun vil'

Det var som om hun skiftede personlighed

Og det blev jeg utroligt urolig ved

I have cleaned, gone down with a mortgage

I have vented, but everything is becoming a bit elegant

I've prepared, because we're going to have a good time

She'll be over here in a little while

Been in the kitchen most of the morning

She settles down, I put cake in the oven

I have chips, samosa and croissants

And I have chosen that we will see the Chainsaw Massacre

She'd rather watch Clueless and The Notebook

It's not me, but you're okay

The cake is ready now, chocolate, sugar

Stop!

Wait!

There's a hand in my pants

I thought we were going to watch some movies and chill

But that wasn't exactly what she wanted

It was like she changed personality

And that made me incredibly uneasy

Why does it always have to be about sex

I just want to bake cake and watch Netflix

Why does it always have to be about sex

I just want to bake cake and watch Netflix

Hey stop!

Did we see Tiger King?

She obviously wants to see some other things

She's getting closer, I'm panicking

She puts her claws into me and roars like a tiger

The head spins like the Exorcist

She flexes the miss, calls me the treat

She ends the whip, she's up to something

She whispers in my ear: «I'm super wet»

Don't you want to just walk away?

I just want to watch movies no I don't mind you

I open the door and send her home

Now I have the cake to myself

I thought we were going to watch some movies and chill

But that wasn't exactly what she wanted

It was like she changed personality

And that made me incredibly uneasy

Why does it always have to be about sex

I just want to bake cake and watch Netflix

Why does it always have to be about sex

I just want to bake cake and watch Netflix

I will never watch Netflix with ladies again

Only watch it with my friends, Ross, Joey and Chandler

I will never watch Netflix with ladies again

Only with my friends, only with my friends

Only with my friends

I thought we were going to watch some movies and chill

But that wasn't exactly what she wanted

It was like she changed personality

And that made me incredibly uneasy

Why does it always have to be about sex

I just want to bake cake and watch Netflix

Why does it always have to be about sex

I just want to bake cake and watch Netflix

I thought we were going to watch some movies and chill

But that wasn't exactly what she wanted

It was like she changed personality

And that made me incredibly uneasy

I thought we were going to watch some movies and chill

But that wasn't exactly what she wanted

It was like she changed personality

And that made me incredibly uneasy