Little Things Parody - Bart Baker

This song was designed to make you feel lovely

By pointing out the flaws on your fat body

And pretending that we love them to make you feel pretty

But clearly you’re ugly

«WAIT WHAT?»

You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes

Your huge thighs are hideous and your stomach is super-sized

You have to buy two seats on airlines whenever you fly

But that’s why you’re special to me

«OH WAIT THIS IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WEIRD!»

Your double chin and stretch marks make you stand out

I play guitar

Yes it’s true

That’s you — you are huge

And look like a dude

But that’s why we love you

«YOU REALLY LOVE ME!»

Did we mention that you’re fat

Hey can I sing about Harry for a second?

Sure

I know everything about my pal Harry

Like how he has a mole on the shaft on his mate

And those daily masturbations that we do so secretly

Are what make my life complete

Back to the things we like about that fat ape

Both of your nipples look like pan cakes

Your bush hair is huge like Don King’s dew

But you’re perfect to me

«UM, I’M CONFUSED.»

What we’re basically saying

Is your hideous

You have zits

Hairy tits

And your lips smell like bad fish

But we love that gross shit

We’re not talking about the lips on your mouth

Who want’s to suck my d****

I will — never say never!

What the hell Justin, this isn’t your fuckin video!

Oh well, I was just answering the question dogg!

I got Louie for that!

Yeah!!~

Oh!

Screw you guys!

Now where were we boys!

Oops I let your little thing slip out of my mouth!

I’m sorry!

No, don’t be

It’s tiny

Hey same with me!

And me

And me

And me

We all have little things