Live While We're Young Parody - Bart Baker

Last night we had an orgie, we had an orgie

And there were no women aloud

We all woke up together, woke up together

My body’s kind of hurting now

Hey, do you like my new hair-du?

O my gosh it’s really cute

I did my nails too, cool

Do any of you wanna screw?

Oh no god honey we’re cool

We like dudes

All these ladies, ladies, ladies

But we don’t want none

We rather jump on each other

And slap our bums

Oh no those hot girls want our nuts, we better run

Hey look it’s Simon!

Who’s up for a tug?

We don’t no what we’re doing

Or what we’re saying

'Cause we don’t write our own music

We do what Simon tells us Or else he belts us!

You are my five sexy puppits

Oooh

We can’t even really sing

We use this computer thing

It’s autotune

We have no control over anything that we do We signed our lives away and now we’re mindless fools

Hey guys, lets all get married in that kiddie pool

Yeah, that sounds real sweet

I will be the priest

I now pronounce you husband, husband, husband, husband and husband

You mayrub your nipples

Hey boys, now that we are all

Officially married

Tonight we don’t have to wear rubbers

Now let’s all take of our shirts

We’re half naked, naked, naked

And it’s so much fun

After we splash around

We’re gonna all make love

Hey guys, what’s up with Zane?

He looks completely stunned

What’s wrong with you hon?

I drinked too much cum