Finesse Parody - Bart Baker

Beats on snore, rap skills are average

But somehow I changed the game

I’m the new Bronx Nicki plastic ass and titties

But inside I’m real not fake (No Barbie!)

I’m the most successful stripper since Britney Spears

I’m proof that charm more important than bars

Ya girl went from Bodak with a man voice like Ja Rule

To this cheese throwback yup straight up Paula Abdul like ayyyy

Strike a corny pose like ayyyy

Now let’s both pretend to paint, to paint

Bruno this old school throwback schtick is getting lame

Owwww!

Ooooh I have mild Alzheimers

That’s why my music style is decades off

Yea had to hire Cardi to cover

The fact that this track’s like all my other songs

Oh is it 2002 or 1988?

I have no frickin clue

Someone please fix my brain

Bill Clinton for president

It’s 2018 snap out of it!

Bruno you’ve lost your mind

That’s right!

This «In Living Color"concept

It don’t make no sense

It’s just a desperate attempt

To be nostalgic

Dressed like a hip hop Zack Morris

It don’t make no sense

My hair’s a Screech Powers mess

Look like the dwarf Fresh Prince

This throwback BS has gone on way too damn long

Bruno I bought doctors to help (Ayy)

Mr. Mars what’s going on?

Where’s all this pain from?

Why are you stuck in the past?

Whatever do you mean?

Bruno stop it please!

Look right here dude is today’s date

What is that, a small TV?

This must be a dream!

Wow!

Have you heard of the internet?

You all should invest

Ooh, that’s my beeper just one sec

Please docs fix this now!

Dude Boyz II Men’s the frickin best!

Just got their cassette!

This is worse than I could expect

We must make his mind current!

I’m drippin' in finesse like water

Pipe slippin' in the jet with yo daughter

Ya boy Lil Bruno he a baller

Pop 4 xanny then eat lobster

So much finesse it don’t make sense

Keep a lean IV by my bed

I keep a gun strapped for the feds

Pop 35 xanny go dead

Yikes, we really fucked this one up, didn’t we?

What are you talking about Doc?

That shit is hot!