Fancy Parody - Bart Baker

The whole world was confused when they learned this

She’s not black?

And I sound just like Nicki Minaj if she swallowed down testosterone pills

mixed with hot sauce

True.

If you wanna get rap famous

Heh!

Act dirty South and say «Heh"like this:

Heh!

Parody a movie like

Clueless and then shake your abnormally large for white girl hips

You a fake, give Nicki her god damn style back!

You look like Gwen Stefani had sex with Riff Raff

You be trippin' got that hood swag

You’re from Australia!

Stop acting black!

No one knows me!

Just some random chick they found on the street to sing this

obnoxious chorus.

My name’s Charli.

No I am not Lorde!

We just look the same.

I am a huge fan of Royals!

I am not Lorde!

I said make a music vid based on the film Clueless

It’s the most time I’ve spent in school

The truth is I am half retarded, high school I departed.

That’s why my tweets are ignorant and racist garbage

If you’re Asian fix your weird eyes

Mexicans are dirty and wide.

And I swear meant that there so much

I’m gonna tweet two more times

If you don’t speak English, eat shit

All the black people get arrested speaking of which

I look like Marlon Wayans from the flick White Chicks

Now tell me who dat, who dat

That is half and half

From the waist up I am white,

From the ass down I’m black

I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with crayon

I can’t spell because my IQ is negative ten

Just like Iggy

I’m stupid also.

Think there’s a highway from LA to Tokyo?

There’s an ocean

Can you drive on it?

You must be joking!

This is why they tell kids to go to college.

Who-who-who-who dat?

Who dat?

That is your name, spell that!

No!

Spell that, spell that!

Noooooooooooo o-o-o!

Who-who-who dat, who dat?

Albert Einstein!

Who dat?

Who dat?

You’re kidding me, right?

Who-who-who-who dat, who dat?

I told you three times!

How the hell are you so goddamn slow?