Esskeetit Parody - Bart Baker

Cannot stand up straight lightheaded

Got a team of paramedics (ESSKEETIT)

Because I OD every minute

Poppin' on X

Then I have sex with my Rolls Royce grille

Brain on retard

Listen up kids

Wanna be cool?

Pop pills!

My whole body numb esskeetit (ESSKEETIT)

Fall flat on my face head dented

I was supposed to hear a helmet

My brain made of styrofoam pellets

All my lyrics stupid as shit

I wrote them blacked out

Woah I feel sick

Time to puke

He has no pulse!

Clear!

Owwww

Back to life to further ruin music

And to make more kids teenage drug addicts

I be snortin' crack off my grandma’s tit

Got a weird Granny and Auntie fetish

And my urine 90 percent lean

Pee in my mouth das recycling

And my dog is smarter than me

That’s why I crash cars into trees

Pipes on pipes on pipes

I just smoked a buttload of ice

Downing laxatives like Bud Light

Das why I’m rocking this diap

I’m a drugged baby das right

Do somersaults in the grass then vomit

Suck down 30 xans and then pass out on it

Wake up in Aunty’s lap she clean my ass with Comet

Breast feed from my Gran' in my new Gucci bonnet

Drug free gang is going dyslexic

Who wants free drugs gang?

Come get it!

Fill my ba ba with unleaded

Why won’t this fit?

I don’t get it!

Smokin' on meth, smokin' on meth

Lil Pump almost dead

My teeth in pain

I need cocaine

Got my braces tightened

I jork okk oo grider esskatet

Farh in ma way ekkatit

He can’t even form a sentence!

Iwah dooin' sip gostetitt

Ahh bahh jo hep

Ahh bahh jo hep blappp

He’s paralyzed!

I think he’s died!

He needs life support stat!

Only wear designer esskeetit

Hopping out the Wraith esskeetit

Smashing on your bitch esskeetit

Running up a check with no limit

Poppin' on X

Poppin' on X

Poppin' on X pills

Got a new car

Got a new bitch

And I got a new deal

Yuh

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