Mong Mong - B.o.B

So, first of all, smoking’s bad, you shouldn’t smoke

And alcohol is bad, you shouldn’t drink alcohol

And for drugs, well, drugs are bad, you shouldn’t do drugs

Okay, that about wraps up my introduction

Yeah, finna make the pussy whistle like the old spice man

In her whole mouth shit can disappear, sprite can

Said she need furniture, I gave her one night stand

Money on a dresser I ain’t tryna be

Balling on these niggas like I’m playing

Hit it to the left, then cross to the right hand

Fucked her on a jet, now I’m switching up the flight plan

Tell’em lame niggas quiet down with the cappin'

Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay

Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'

Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay

Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'

I’m schooling these hoes for the principal of it

Since I was a jit told a principal fuck it

I’m killing this pussy like dearly beloved

I’m hawking like Tony, she pop it I shove it

You like it, I love it, I ride in a bucket

Ain’t kicking no bucket, mkay

I roll up a nugget, she roll up a tub man

I roll up my sleeves, I ain’t

I’m huckle-bucking up in someone momma

Put some hummus on her stomach, then I dip

She a milfy, milf, yeah she over forty but she barely built

Trip and fell in that pussy, permission slip

Got me good in that coochie gorilla grip with it

One hand on a neck, one hand on a bun, sunday bonfire

Mong, mong, mong ass on peach

Plum, plum, plum

Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay, (Booty dumb, dumb, dumb)

Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'

Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay

Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'

I got a question for you: «What do you do for a living?»

Hey I have a question for you too: «Why are you still here?»

Why, why you still here?

Why you acting like, why you live in here?

Why you lacking like dumbo with the ears?

Why you laughing

Why I’m being weird? Why you being weird to me?

I did gigguggity that girl

Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay

Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'

Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay

Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'

Marijuana’s bad, and it also has a very distinct smell, mkay

I’m gonna pass around just a little tiny bit and I want you all to take a smell

so you know when someone is smoking marijuana near you, mkay, just take a smell,

pass it on, and when it gets back to me, we’ll finish talking about it,

in the meantime…