Alfred Hitchcock Television Theme - Alfred Hitchcock, Jeff Alexander

Our next number is designed to drown out the sound of shovels

Music to be buried by

Of course, your assassin may have made burial unnecessary

So if you are completely encased in cement

And are teetering on the edge of a pier

Please try not to pay attention to this next number

It is not meant for you

As for the others, if you spend your evenings watching murder instead of doing

it yourself

You may recognize this