My Rival - Alex Chilton

Oh, my rival

Stands about five foot five

Has long blond hair

And weak blue eyes

My rival

Drives a Triumph sport car

Has muscles

And is a deceitful person

My rival

Is a mechanic on cars

Tells lewd stories and

Drugs in the bars

My rival

He is a Midtown scam

Has lines everywhere

And makes it with ladies

Come on

Oh, and I haven’t got nothing

And I’m dropping off to sleep

And I’m gonna be a killer

I’m gonna shore my confidence up

My rival

I’m gonna stab him on arrival

Shoot him dead with my rifle

My rival

He stole my girl away

Over 'bout a year

She was easy prey

And my rival

Stands about five foot five

Has long blond hair

And weak blue eyes

My rival

Drives a Triumph sport car

Has muscles

And is a deceitful person too

My rival

Sounds pretty hot