Red Toupee - Al Stewart

To Catalina on a fishing boat

We call it Henry Cisneros

We got no money but we stay afloat

The jellyfishes don’t scare us You’re telling everybody life’s a ball

Too many pleasures to mention

You do a cartwheel in the shopping mall

You seem to get their attention

CHORUS

In your red toupee

In your red toupee

You take y our number to a Broadway play

It keeps her well out of danger

You’re blowing bubbles in the matinee

You never looked any stranger

CHORUS

People say that you’re unusual

You just tell them they’re confused

If only they were more like you

They’d brighten up their day

CHORUS

Promenades in furs and laces

People put on airs and graces

Bedroom ey es in boardroom faces

Oh where will it lead

To Catalina on a fishing boat

We call it Henry Cisneros

We got no mony but we stay afloat

Thos jellyfishes don’t scare us In our red toupees

Oh we got our red toupees

In your mauve toupee

Turquoise toupee

In your green toupee

Cerise toupee

Why are you wearing that strange toupee