Party Line - Adam Green

Here comes Ted with his best friend Fred

Coming up the avenue

Here comes Mike and you look just like him

Up and down the avenue

Those guys stay up on the party line

They make you cry in every way that you can

Those guys have money for you anytime

But you never make out with them

Here comes Brady with his fifty dollar baby

Coming out the alleyway

And here comes Davey with his funny little lady

Wiping all her tears away

Those guys, they cause you to fantasize

They dish it out, they make you comply like a man

Those guys have money for you anytime

But you never make out with them

Making out with the funny little lady

What you gonna do right now?

Making love with a funny little woman

Don’t you wanna take me down?

Those guys stay up on the party line

They make you cry in every way that you can

Those guys have money for you anytime

But you never make out with them