Goblin - Adam Green

When she stopped talking to me

I knew that she would create a problem

And after five seconds flat

She came at me just like a goblin

Months passed and things calmed down

So me and her went on a plain date

I said you’re walking cliché But she said it’s just you and me, babe, okay

So it’s just us walking through town

And we go in the liquor store

Buying two beers, spying a cat

In the window of the bar next door

Then she was cursing at me

And pointing to her witches cauldron

Grabbed me, she got in my face

And then she punched me just like a goblin