Learnin' to Love - Ween

A Handicap at my home turn,

Key horse on the hiway,

Laid off in the length,

The listed race was a longshot.

Dooblep…

Part weed on the pace board,

A Penalty for the point spread,

Went post-time on the scratch sheet,

The rougher was a ringer and a return.

Dooblep…

Still takes on the short round,

A spot play in the strech turn,

It was a sure thing for the tipsters,

With true eyes on the weigh-in.

A cup hold bet on the dead heap,

A bug boy ran the bull ring,

There’s dead tracks on the derby,

With a new forcast on the dime.

Dooblep…

Learnin' on the four lap,

Dirty boy show’s a sure win,

There’s a brick of fives in the five-O,

I made a blind bet in a black tie.

Learnin' to love, lovin' to learn.