Waving My Dick in the Wind - Ween

I’m waving my dick in the wind

I’m waving my dick in the wind

If it all goes right, I’ll be in your arms tonight

But I’m waving my dick in the wind

I’m lost in the sauce once again

I’m lost in the sauce once again

If I make it through the night, everything will be alright

But I’m lost in the sauce once again

It’s been ninety-seven days since I laid my head beside you

And a million miles of highway in-between

There’s some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me

And that pig’s pretty mean, bastard

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance

Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance

To see old Jimmy Wilson dance

(Dance, Jimmy

I’m doin' the best I can, right there

That’s it

You know, I can’t really dance like I used to.

I mean I’ll try, but I’m an old,

old man now)

I’ve got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson

Sure enough, he’s got what it takes

Do another number for me, please won’t you, Jimmy?

Cause you’re a real good dancer

(Ooh, yeah, cut me down!)

I’m waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa)

I’m waving my dick in the wind (aa-oo-aa)

If it all goes right, I’ll be in your arms tonight

But I’m waving my dick in the wind

Waving my dick in the wind

I’m waving my, dick in the wind