So Long (Reprise) / Introduction To Only You, Lonely You - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Carrie Hope Fletcher

Two times in just one day?

Please, why this honor?

Your prank has rocked my world and I’m a goner

Tell me what the dish is, all the gossip that’s worth spreading

Mother’s head’s exploded, she’s announced a royal wedding

Tell which underage Greek God the grooms gonna be

Shut up, you knob, it’s me!

There’s going to be a ball, I have to pick a bride there

What?

This is crazy

You can’t just marry some random stranger, what are you thinking?

What am I thinking?

This is your fault, remember?