England - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

I was born

Under a wandering star

In the second council house

Of Virgo

Forceply removed

From the belly of my Ma

And raised on milk

And Pernod

So just lie back

And think of England

Cause I’ve slid down banisters

For judges and barristers

Readers wives husbands

With toothless decay

I’ve been GBH’d

And ABH’d

For a packet of B&H

I’ve been taken

And I’ve been driven away

I was fornicating before I could read or write

And now I can’t stop sir

I graduated from the University of Life

And the School of Hard Knocks, sir

And my telephone is always ringing…

And my number

Is triple X directory

Dial 0−8-9−8 treble 3

Talk dirty to me!

Oh come, all ye unfaithful

Joyful triumphant and pathetically weak

I’ve been Amsterdamned

And Reaperbahned

Wham-bam-no-thank-you-m'ammed

If the spirit is willing

Than the telephone is cheap

And if you wanna step outside, love

You can step outside love, with me

You can step outside with me

And if we ever meet again

I don’t know where

And I don’t care when

I’m gonna help you with your sickness

Like a Jehovah’s Witness

You’ll be born again and again and again

So just lie back

Close your eyes

And think of England

And what England’s done to me