Commandments - Tankard

Moral law!

The drinker’s guide

Was handed down by god

Sacred law for man to follow

Revere them as your own

Life’s too short to waste your brew

It’s plain to see-obey the rules

Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill

Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!

Thou shalt not puke cause there’s no excuse

Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!

Mankind was long deprived

Of the rules encased in stone

Ten written the rest were lost

When will they be found?

Laws misplaced for centuries

Where can they be?

The brewery!

Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill

Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!

Thou shalt not puke cause there’s no excuse

Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!

Rejoice I The time is now

Fulfill Your sacred vows

Pay need to the blessed stone

Respect the holy law

Life’s too short to waste your brew

It’s plain to see-obey the rules

Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill

Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!

Thou shalt not puke cause there’s no excuse

Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!

Moral law!

The drinker’s guide

Was handed down by god

Sacred law for man to follow

Revere them as your own

Laws misplaced for centuries

Where can they be?

The brewery!

Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill

Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!

Thou shalt not puke cause there’s no excuse

Just drink your beer — Commandments!!!