Need Money For Beer - Tankard

I was born in beer

My object of lust

But got no money

Still drink I must

I search my pockets

And what do I find

Useless cleenex

To wipe my behind

I need a Goddamn brew

That’s why I’ve come to you

You bastard, I hate you

I kill you, you can lick my butt

So pious and gracious

Intention isn’t very clear

You bastard, still hate you

Need money for a fucking beer

You’ve got the cash

So give it to me

Dig you in your Wallet

And set me free

Expect no thanks

You can kiss my ass

I’ll ball your girlfriend

And cum with class

I need a Goddamn brew

That’s why I’ve come to you

You bastard, I hate you

I kill you, you can lick my butt

So pious and gracious

Intention isn’t very clear

You bastard, still hate you

Need money for a fucking beer

You bastard, I hate you

I kill you, you can lick my butt

You bastard, still hate you

Need money for a fucking beer

I was born in beer

My object of lust

But got no money

Still drink I must

I search my pockets

And what do I find

Useless cleenex

To wipe my behind

You bastard, I hate you

I kill you, you can lick my butt

So pious and gracious

Intention isn’t very clear

You bastard, still hate you

Need money for a fucking beer