Promiscuous - Frank Zappa

The surgeon general, doctor koop

Sposed to give you all the poop

But when hes with p.m.r.c.

The poop hes scoopin

Amazes me C-span showed him, all dressed up In his phoney doctor God get-up

He looked in the camera and fixed his specs

n gave a little lecture

bout anal sex

He says it is not good for us We just cant be promiscuous

Hes a docter -- he should know

Its the work of the devil, so Girls, dont blow!

Dont blow jimmy, dont blow bobby

Get yourself another hobby

(if jesus practiced medicine

Im sure hed do it Just like him)

Is doctor koop a man to trust?

It seems at least that reagan must

(but rons a trusting sort of guy --

He trusts ed meese

I wonder why?)

The a.m.a.

has just got caught

For doin stuff it shouldnt ought

All they do is lie and lie

Wheres doctor koop?

Hes standin by Surgeon general?

whats the deal?

Is your epidemic real?

Are you leaving something out?

Something we cant talk about?

A little green monkey over there

Kills a million people?

Thats not fair!

Did it really go that way?

Did you ask the c.i.a.

Would they take you serious,

Or have they been

Promiscuous