Be In My Video - Frank Zappa

Be in my video,

Darling, every night

I will rent a cage for you

And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white

(teeny-little-tiny-little…)

Twirl around in a lap dissolve

Pretend to sing the words

Ill rent a gleaming limousine;

Release a flock of ber-herna-herna-herna

Herna-her-nerds

Wear a leather collar

And a dagger in your ear

I will make you smell the glove

And try to look sincere, then well

Dance the blues

Lets dance the blues

Lets dance the blues

Under the megawatt moonlight

Pretend to be chinese,

(one-hung-low)

Ill make you wear red shoes

Theres a cheesy atom bomb explosion

All the big groups use

Atomic light will shine

Through an old venetian blind

Making patterns on your face,

Then it cuts to outer space

With its billions &billions &

Billions &billions and

Be in my video

Darling, every night

Everyone in cable-land

Will say youre outa-site

You can show your legs

While youre getting in the car, then

I will look repulsive

While I mangle my guitar

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,

Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,

Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,

Moo-ahhhh