Me So Stupid - ZZ Top

I coulda been a brain surgeon

I coulda been a pharmacist

I gave a shot at radio revivalist

And with the boss man I never been missed

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my IQ

What is my intelligent quotient?

I coulda been the Golden Gate Bridge

Or Einstein’s nemesis

I coulda been the derby jockey

But it’s all come down to this

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my IQ

What is my intelligent quotient?

I coulda been Las Vegas

I coulda built a drop top Rolls Royce

Coulda been the president of the world

Coulda had Ali on the ropes

Coulda had Miss August — again

Coulda had Miss May — again

Coulda had Miss September — again

But I waited till December

Man oh man

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my IQ?

What is my intelligent quotient?

That’s so wrong