99 Bottles - Zane Williams

On a day hot enough to make the Devil cuss

I walked into a bar so thirsty I was spittin' dust

Barkeep asked me what’ll it be?

I said whatcha got? He said well let’s see, we got

Lone Star, PBR, Rolling Rock, Shiner Bock

Moose Drool, O’Doul’s, Hefeweizen, Ziegenbock

Keystone, Coors Light, ‘course we got Red Stripe

Amstel, Amsterdam in the tall can

Michelob, Miller Light, Guiness by the pint glass

Doppelbock Lager, take a swaller ‘cause it’s goin' fast

Oatmeal stout and a lot of Leinenkugel’s

Open up your wallet, no time to be frugal there’s

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around

98 bottles of beer on the wall

Well needless to say I was pretty impressed

As he handed me an ice cold beer from a chest

I said, Not bad for a hole in the wall

Barkeep grinned, said That ain’t all, we got

Rio Grande, River Rock, Tecate with a twist top

Dos Perros, Dos Equis, Foster if yer Aussie

Bud Light in the new Zane Williams coozie

A dozen wheat beers on tap if you’re choosy, got

Heineken, Killian’s, Labatt’s and Beck’s

Ice cold Coronas with the limes in the necks

Yuengling chilling with the Old Milwaukee’s best

Sam Adams and that ain’t even half of the rest of them

98 bottles of beer on the wall

98 bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around

97 bottles of beer on the wall

Well I settled down with my favorite brew

I ordered me another and before I knew

It was 2 AM and I was under a table

Bein' choked by a dude that smelled like a stable

And finally I was able to throw him through the screen door

Pick up my hat off the hardwood floor

Get on back to the barkeep’s daughter who was

Puttin' «Pop a Top» on the jukebox, dancin' non-stop

And sippin' on a beer that I bought her

We were drinkin' it like it was water

There were cowgirls everywhere wearin' their

Pretty hair down to their derriere and there were

2 more bottles of beer on the wall

2 more bottles of beer

Took one down and passed it around

1 more bottle of beer on the wall

1 more bottle of beer on the wall

1 more bottle of beer

We raised it up high and drained it dry and there were

No more bottles of beer on the wall

So we started on the

Cuervo, Bacardi Gold, margaritas, straight tequila

Jim Beam, George Dickel, then we wet our whistle with a

Single malt scotch, peach Schnapps in a jello shot

Captain Morgan, pour some more of them

Cider Sliders, Flyin' Tigers

Dr Pepper for the designated drivers

Everclear, Absolut and Amaretto

I don’t remember much but I never will forget those

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

There ain’t nothin' finer than an ice-cold Shiner and

99 bottles of beer on the wall