Life Is a Nightmare - WORKOUT

You shuffle papers for the big man upstairs, and that’s your life

He makes the money and you do your share, that ain’t right

Yeah, life is so fucked up

I want it all and I won’t stop

Got a dinner date in hell, I’m ordering the flames

With a side of suffering and a helping of pain

Life is a nightmare

Life is a nightmare

High time to get out of here, because

Life is a nightmare

You go to dinner, gonna meet your girl, she ain’t here

You call your buddy, he don’t pick up the phone, well ain’t that weird

It ain’t Shakespeare, baby

Don’t trust nobody, they crazy

I’m so glad Mama made me (No I ain’t!)

Gonna take the whole damn bar to erase me, because

Life is a nightmare

Life is a nightmare

High time to get out of here, because

Life is a nightmare

Somewhere, the angels work

Somewhere, it don’t hurt

And the flowers grow in the winter time

(No they don’t)

Life is a nightmare

Life is a nightmare

High time to get out of here, because

Life is a nightmare