Redneck Shit -

American by birth and southern by the grace of god

Means that everything I do, I do it right

New York and California, you can go and have your fun

But down here I have a list of what I like

Eating tater tots and pussy

Sucking mountain dew and tits

Kicked my grandpa in his nut sack

Then I suck my bosses dick

Fucked my cousin in her asshole

Before I finish on her tits

Then I shoot my neighbors cat.

I love that redneck shit

You can make your jokes at us and giggle you all you want

But my friends and me man we don’t give a lick

If you can read this, then the bitch fell off

Thats a sticker on a bike sure

But its also a tattoo inked on my dick

Takin pictures of my mama while she’s trying to take a shit

Then Im throwing rocks at cripples and laugh when they get hit.

Pull my pecker out in Walmart then I pop my sister’s zit

Jackin off my neighbor’s dog

I love that redneck shit

People think we’re crazy man they think we’re all insane

take a visit and I swear you’ll never leave

You can stay at grandma’s house

She’ll cook you up some country ham

And after dinner you can nibble on her beave

Meet a biddy at the swap meet

then I fucked her for a bit

Shoved a dildo up my asshole

Just to see if it could fit

Buy a bunch of nudie magazines

The ones that show the clit

then I tug my brothers butt

I love that redneck shit

Redneck shit