Who Would Have Thought - Wheatus

You can take your eyes off your phone,

Cos from here on in you’re on your own.

Don’t you lay your hands on me,

Cos I am bowing out so gracefully.

You wanted to be me

And now the world will see

You saw me coming from a mile away,

I wish you’d told me bout the games you play.

Yeah I’ll run back and forth

You’re such a whore

But now I’ve got the ball.

Hey who would have thought.

You look pathetic when you beg.

Now to me you are completely dead.

And you’ve got such a pretty face,

Shame you have to hide it in disgraced.

And now you’ve filled my place

Oh you are so two faced.

You saw me coming from a mile away,

I wish you’d told me bout the games you play.

Yeah I’ll run back and forth

You’re such a whore

But now I’ve got the ball over in my court.

Hey who would have thought