Trash Day - "Weird Al" Yankovic

It’s rotten, so rotten here

So rotten, ah, oh!

It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)

My place was getting kinda nasty (uh)

Even know the garbage I knew would reek (ya know)

Thought that I could leave it for one more week

Then I, I’m taking, birthday cake (oh) and chile and greasy old bacon

Throw in all on top of the mess I’ve been making

Wife so mad she start to shaking

Leaky bag and now the girl is gagging

She’s nagging, I need you to get that stuff of the kitchen floor (oh)

Is that too much to ask you for (oh)

But I see no reason why, I can’t let a few more weeks go by (uh uh)

And that garbage is piled up high

And buddy you should see the flies

I said.

There something rotten here (say what)

You better hold your nose (oh)

Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out

(uh uh uh uh, oh)

Boy there’s a lot in here (a lot)

And everyday it grows (oh)

(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)

Uh uh uh, make you

Wanna throw up

Look at all this garbage that I keep generating (come on)

I sit around all day and watch it biodegrading

Bet there’s a hundred health codes that I’m violating

Even my dog passed out and need resuscitating

You won’t believe it, take a whiff of that aroma

Sure to put you in a coma

It’s so messy can’t find my toenail clippers

It’s so bad the roaches wearing slippers

Worn, sweaty clothes, pile up in this joint

Stand up by themselves at this point

It’s so filthy now baby I can’t lie

I wipe my feet before I go outside

I wonder what crawled in here and died

Ya know, walking around barefoot I’d be terrified

But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends, like

Hey I think them rats getting big (oh)

There’s something rotten here (say what)

You better hold your nose (oh)

(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out) uh uh uh uh, oh

Look what we got in here (now what)

Let’s watch it decompose (oh)

(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out) uh uh uh uh, make

You wanna throw up

With a little bit a

And a little bit a

Make me wanna throw up

It makes you wanna

Just makes you wanna

Oh

Some Lysol, some Comet

I got a mop and it’s got your name on it

(What?) I’m just kidding doggone it

(Oh) Unless your gonna do it

Careful not to (ay) breathe the fumes

The garbage piles are going all the way to the bathroom

Turn into toxic waste sometime this afternoon

Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom

Oh

There’s something rotten here (say what)

You better hold your nose (oh)

(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out) uh uh uh uh, oh

It’s kinda pot in here (tear pot)

Bring out the fire hose (oh)

(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out) uh uh uh uh, make

You wanna throw up

With a little bit a

And a little bit a

Make me wanna throw up

Give a little bit a

And a tiny bit a

Make you wanna throw up

Mix a little bit a

With a molecule of a

Make me wanna throw up

It makes me wanna

Just makes me wanna

Oh!