Traffic Jam - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Musical Mike" Kieffer

Carbon monoxide

Making me choke

And the radio’s broke

Cars backed up

Far as you can see

Seems like I’ve been waiting here for all eternity

Oh, and just in case you’re wondering

I’ll tell you where I am

I’m right here (right here) right here (right here)

Stuck right here in the middle of this…

Traffic jam

I haven’t moved one inch from this here spot

Traffic jam

The freeway’s one big parking lot

Traffic jam

My radiator’s boiling hot

And I’m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)

Right here in the middle of a traffic jam

Trapped inside

My automobile

Cobwebs growin'

On the steerin' wheel

Now, I’m no genius

But one thing I know

I shouldn’t have had that bag of bran muffins

An hour and a half ago

Yeah, and if you need to find me

I’ll tell you where I am

I’m right here (right here) right here (right here)

Stuck smack dab in the middle of this…

Traffic jam

I haven’t moved one inch from this here spot

Traffic jam

The freeway’s one big parking lot

Traffic jam

Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we’re not

Cause I’m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)

Right here in the middle of a traffic jam

Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to

Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to

Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper…

Yay-hey!

There’s a yuppie on a cellular phone

I’m gonna puke if I here any more

There’s a motorcycle zoomin' by me

Watch what happens when I open my door

Now we’re all goin' nowhere fast

Well, I guess that’s perfectly clear

I left home five hours ago

And I can still see my house from here

So if anybody’s tryin' to find me

Well, I’ll tell you where I am

Right here (right here) right here (right here)

Stuck right here in the middle of this…

Traffic jam

I haven’t moved one inch from this here spot

Traffic jam

The freeway’s one big parking lot

Traffic jam

Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot

And I’m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)

Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam

Traffic Jam… Traffic jam… Traffic jam… Woo!