Polka Face - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Mum Mum Mum Mum

Mum Mum Mum Mum

Oh Woah oh oh oh

Can’t read minds

Can’t read minds

No, he can’t read them by a polka face

She ain’t got to love nobody

Can’t read minds

Can’t read minds

No, he can’t read them by a polka face

She ain’t got to love nobody

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Mum Mum Mum Mum

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HEY!

Womanizer-Woman-Womanizer

You’re a womanizer

Oh, Womanizer

Oh, you’re a womanizer baby

You you you are

You you you are

Womanizer

Womanizer

Womanizer

Boy don’t try to front

I know just what you are

Boy don’t try to front

I know just what you are

You!

You say I’m crazy

You!

I got your crazy!

You!

You’re nothing but a

You!

Womanizer!

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down

HEY!

Day and night

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

He’s all alone through the day and night

The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night

At-At-At night!

It’s a quarter after one

And I’m a little drunk

And I need you now

Said I wouldn’t call

But I lost all control

And I need you now

And I don’t know how

I can do without

I just need you now

And I was like…

Baby, Baby, Baby

Baby, Baby, Baby

I though you’d always be mine

So, so what, I’m still a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don’t need you

And guess what?

I’m having more fun

And now what we’re done

I’m gonna show you tonight

I’m alright, I’m just fine and you’re a tool

So, so what, I’m still a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don’t want you tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chapstick

I kissed a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it

It felt so wrong it felt so right

Don’t mean I’m in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I liked it

And I like to make myself believe

That planet earth turns slowly

It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake

When I’m asleep

Because everything is never as it seems

Blame it on the goose

Got you feeling loose

Blame it on the Tron

Got me in the zone

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the vodka

Blame it on the henny

Blame it on the blue-tap

Got you feeling dizzy

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Shawty’s like a melody in my head

That I can’t keep out

Got me singin' like

Na na na na everyday

Its like my iPod’s stuck on replay

Stuck on replay

Stuck on replay

Replay

Replay

Replay-ay-ay

Baby, are you down?

Down?

down?

down?

Baby, are you down?

I’m only gonna break, break your break break your heart

I’m only gonna break, break your break break your heart

I’m only gonna break, break your break break your heart

I’m only gonna break your heart

HEY!

Don’t stop

Make it pop

DJ blow my speakers up

Tonight

I’mma fight

'til we see the sunlight

Tick-Tock

On the clock

But the polka don’t stop, no

Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo

Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo

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