Melanie - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Me-he-he-helanie

What can the problem be

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie

Why won’t you go out with me

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building

I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap

I knew she had to be the girl for me

And to think I probably never would have found her

If I hadn’t bought that telescope

Oh, Me-he-he-helanie

What can the problem be

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie

Why won’t you go out with me

I just can’t understand it

Why won’t you return my phone calls

Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat

If you’d just say the word

I’m certain that our love would last forever and ever

Or are you too dumb to realize that

Me-he-he-helanie

What can the problem be

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie

Why won’t you go out with me

How can you ignore me when you know that I can’t live without you

I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you

Melanie, ooh

Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie

Why won’t you go out with me

You weren’t impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead

You wouldn’t listen when I promised to be true

I couldn’t stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window

Right above you

Now I may be dead but I still love you

Me-he-he-helanie

What can the problem be

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie

Why won’t you go out with me

Me-he-he-helanie

What can the problem be

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie

Why won’t you go out with me

I’m singin' Me-he-he-helanie

What can the problem be

Sweet, sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie

Why won’t you go out with me

I’m singin' Me-he-he-helanie

What can the problem be

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie

Why won’t you go out with me

I’m singin' Me-he-he-helanie

What can the problem be

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie

Why won’t you go out with me