Here's Johnny - "Weird Al" Yankovic

There he goes, he drives me crazy

When he says…(Hee-eere's Johnny!)

That’s his job, it’s so amazing

All he says is…(Hee-eere's Johnny!)

I never miss a moment when he’s on the tube

His being there has made my life worth living

The chills run down my spine

Each time he says that line

«Here's Johnny!»

He says, and laughs in his special way

«…Johnny!»

he says, you know I love him

«Here's Johnny!»

he says, and «second fiddle» is his game

Ed McMahon’s his name… all right

Dressed so fine, he’s such a cool dude

Hear him say…(Hee-eere's Johnny!)

Watch him selling beer and dog food

Hear him say…(Hee-eere's Johnny!)

I got a letter from him just the other day

He said, «You may already be a winner!»

A trouper to the end

A Clydesdale’s best friend

«Here's Johnny!»

he says, and laughs in his special way

«…Johnny!»

he says, you know I love him

«Here's Johnny!»

he says, and that’s the way he gets his pay

What a living

Oh…(Here's Johnny! Here’s Johnny!) Wo-o-o, no

(Here's Johnny! Here’s Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don’t believe it

(Here's Johnny!) he says, and everytime it’s just the same

Ed McMahon’s his name

A very special guy… all right

He’s on every night

Can’t change the channel

When he’s sitting on the panel

(Hee-eere's Johnny!)

There he goes, he gives me goose bumps

When he says…(Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!)

«Here's Johnny!»

he says, and laughs in his special way

«…Johnny!»

he says, you know I love him

«Here's Johnny!»

he says, that seems to be his claim to fame

Ed McMahon’s his name