Ebay - "Weird Al" Yankovic

A used pink bathrobe

A rare mint snowglobe

A Smurf TV tray

I bought on eBay

My house is filled with

This crap shows up in

Bubble wrap, most every day

What I bought on eBay

Tell me why

I need another pet rock

Tell me why

I got that Alf alarm clock

Tell me why

I bid on Shatner’s old toupee

They had it on eBay

I’ll buy your knick-knack

Just check my feedback

«A++!»

they all say

They love me on eBay

Gonna buy

A slightly-damaged golf bag

Gonna buy

Some Beanie Babies, new with tag

From some guy

I’ve never met in Norway

Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you

With two seconds left to go, whoa

Got Paypal or Visa, what ever’ll please ya

As long as I’ve got the dough

I’ll buy your tchotchkes

Sell me your watch, please

I’ll buy (I'll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy)

I’m highest bidder!

Junk keeps arriving in the mail

From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)

Hey!

A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray (Oh yeah)

I bought it on eBay

Wanna buy

A Pac Man Fever lunchbox

Wanna buy

A case of vintage tube socks

Wanna to buy

(A Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)

Found it on eBay

Want to buy

That Farrah Fawcet poster

Pez dispensers (and a toaster)

Don’t know why

The kind of stuff you’d throw away

I’ll buy on eBay

What I bought on eBay