Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic

How come you’re always such a fussy young man

Don’t want no Captain Crunch, don’t want no Raisin Bran

Well, don’t you know that other kids are starving in Japan

So eat it, just eat it

Don’t wanna argue, I don’t wanna debate

Don’t wanna hear about what kind of food you hate

You won’t get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate

So eat it

Don’t you tell me you’re full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are a cryin' shame

You’re playin' with your food, this ain’t some kind of game

Now, if you starve to death, you’ll just have yourself to blame

So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you’re told

You haven’t even touched your tuna casserole

You better chow down or it’s gonna get cold

So eat it

I don’t care if you’re full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Open up your mouth and feed it

Have some more yogurt, have some more spam

It doesn’t matter if it’s fresh or canned

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Don’t you make me repeat it

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

If it’s gettin' cold, reheat it

Have a big dinner, have a light snack

If you don’t like it, you can’t send it back

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Don’t you make me repeat it (oh no)

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it