Cable TV - "Weird Al" Yankovic

I used to think my life was so empty

I used to think life was passin' me by

Well, I was just about ready

To curl up and die

But then one day I got a visit

From the cable company

Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in

And now I got cable TV

And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean

Midget wrestling on Channel Three

It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em

Yeah, but that’s all right with me

I got cable TV

(Cable TV)

A cable TV

(Cable TV)

Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy

I love my cable TV, yeah

I love my cable TV

I got the Siamese Faith Healer’s Network

The news and weather from Peru

I got celebrity hockey

The Racketball Channel too

Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta

Mr. Wizard is on at five

I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car

So I can watch MTV while I drive

I’m talkin' 'bout real quality programs

The kind you just can’t get for free

Now I never wanna leave my apartment

Cause there’s just so much for me to see

On my cable TV

(Cable TV)

A cable TV

(Cable TV)

Well, if you need to find me you know where I’ll be

Watchin' my cable TV, yeah

Watchin' my cable TV

Cause I love my cable TV, yeah

I love my cable TV

My friends are gettin' kinda worried

They think I’m turning into some kinda freak

Oh, but they’re just jealous cause I’ve seen Porky’s

Twenty-seven times this week

On my cable TV

(Cable TV)

A cable TV

(Cable TV)

Yeah, the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me

I love my cable TV, yeah

I love my cable TV

Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah

I need my cable TV

Well, I love, I love my cable TV

(TV)

Got to have cable TV

(TV)

Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah

(TV)

Can’t live without my cable TV

Well, I said, got to have some cable TV

(TV)

I’ve got to have my cable TV

I said cable TV, yeah

(TV)

Got to have cable TV

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