Alimony - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Here she comes now, wants her alimony

Bleedin' me dry as a bony, bony

Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt, now

Well, first she took my nest egg

Then she took the nest

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah

'Cause she took my house

(Alimony)

My car

(Alimony)

My shoes

(Alimony)

And my toothbrush too

(Alimony)

Too bad

(Alimony)

So sad

(Alimony)

And she got

(Alimony)

Got the gift of grab

(Alimony)

I’m in debt, debt, debt

Debt, debt, debt

Lawyer’s callin' me on the telephony

Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stony, stony

Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah

Then she took me for everything, yeah everything

She could get, get, get, get, get, get

Well I’m out of cash

(Alimony)

No dough

(Alimony)

I’m broke

(Alimony)

It’s no joke

(Alimony)

The check’s in the mail

(Alimony)

Get off

(Alimony)

My back

(Alimony)

Cut me some slack

(Alimony)

I said yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Ooh, I want my alimony

(Oh you do)

Ooh, I want my alimony

(Is it due?)

Ooh, I want my alimony

(Or you’ll sue)

Ooh, I want my alimony

Alimony, mony

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Wow

(Alimony, alimony, alimony)

I said

(Alimony)

Come on, come on, come on

Alimony, alimony, alimony

Bleed me dry

(Alimony)

I said no, oh no, no

No, no, no, no