Jiffy Boy - Wax

The jiffy boy is on

Hurry up, he needs a hammer

Try to knock his head around

Give a hoot and he’ll hit it harder

I can make a bunch of stuff fly

I can do a lot for my size

All and all I’m crazy in the head

I’m crazy in the end

I can get dislocated (don't try it)

If it hurts, I’ll hit it harder

All and all I’m crazy in the head

I’m crazy in the end

I’m crazy don’t forget

The jiffy boy went down

Hurry up he needs a doctor

Take the hammer from his head

Take the hammer from his hand

Take the hammer or he won’t be 'round

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