Monkey Bone -

When he goes public he’s shakin' his head

He’s shavin' his legs cause he feels so fair

He’s never been here and he’s never been there

Monkey Bone

He takes the piece (?) from his slide trombone

He plays with himself when he’s all alone

Monkey Bone by the telephone

Monkey Bone

Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone

Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone (Hey)

When he goes public he shaving his legs

He’s doing his hair just right

He makes sure he’s the prettiest one, on this Saturday night

Look at the girls all looking at me

The love me because I am so pretty

I’m the best looking boy in the band

And trombone player in the land.

Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone

Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone

Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone

Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone

He rips off his sleeves, off of his clothes (?)

Unbuttons his shirt, down to his toes

His hair is so long, but where did it go

Monkey Bone

Before you made captain and never believe (?)

Come to a state of monogamy

Monkey Bone please let it be

Monkey Bone

Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone

Monkey Bone… He feels so alone… On the slide trombone

(Don't die on me Monkey Bone! Don’t Die!)