Иван-дурак - Возвращение

Иван — Дурак валялся на печке,

Иван решил пойти да в чисто поле,

Схватить за хвост Горыныча Змея —

Захотелось ему портмоне из кожи.

Но что топор против огнемета,

А то и трех (зависит от породы змея)!

Ушел Иван да в белой рубахе

И воротился назад с деревянной ногой.

Припев:

Не успели!

Опоздали!

Не ко времени, не к месту.

Видно, нас не так рожали,

Не из того лепили теста.

Иван построил шалаш из веток,

Любимая!

Вот тебе рай навеки!

Царевна крутит любовь с Кащеем,

Ведь тот уж давно ей дворец сварганил.

Царевна ездит на мерседесе,

Кащей — он, как ни крути, бессмертный.

Шалаш зеленый — но промокает,

А от любви случаются дети.

Припев:

Не успели!

Опоздали!

Не ко времени, не к месту.

Видно, нас не ожидали,

Не из того родили места.

Тогда Иван решил построить корабль,

Летучий, как мышь, али просто птица,

Пилил деревья со страшной силой,

Летели щепки на двор и дальше.

Но тут какому-то недотепе

Попало яблочко прямо в темя.

Он ляпнул что-то про тяготение,

С тех пор корабли ВАЩЕ не летают!

(обидно, досадно, да ладно…)

Припев:

Не успели!

Опоздали!

Не ко времени, не к месту.

Видно, нас не так рожали,

Не из того лепили теста.

Тогда Иван решил пойти утопиться,

Чтобы в следующей жизни родиться богатым.

Но тут его забрали в милицию…

За купание в фонтане!

Припев:

Не успели!

Опоздали!

Не ко времени, не к месту.

Видно, нас не ожидали,

Не из того родили места.

Ivan - The fool was lying on the stove,

Ivan decided to go to the open field,

Grab Gorynych the Serpent by the tail -

He wanted a leather purse.

But what is an ax against a flamethrower,

Or even three (depending on the breed of the snake)!

Ivan left in a white shirt

And he came back with a wooden leg.

Chorus:

Did not have time!

We're late!

Out of time, out of place.

Apparently, we were not born like that,

The dough was not molded from that.

Ivan built a hut from branches,

Darling!

Here is your paradise forever!

The princess turns love with Kashchei,

After all, he had already bungled the palace for her a long time ago.

The princess drives a Mercedes

Kashchei is, whatever one may say, immortal.

The hut is green - but it gets wet,

And from love children happen.

Chorus:

Did not have time!

We're late!

Out of time, out of place.

Apparently, we were not expected

Places were not born from that.

Then Ivan decided to build a ship,

Flying like a mouse or just a bird

Sawed trees with terrible force,

Chips flew into the yard and beyond.

But here some fool

The apple hit right in the crown.

He blurted out something about gravity,

Since then, ships have NOT been flying!

(It's embarrassing, annoying, oh well...)

Chorus:

Did not have time!

We're late!

Out of time, out of place.

Apparently, we were not born like that,

The dough was not molded from that.

Then Ivan decided to go drown himself,

To be born rich in the next life.

But then he was taken to the police ...

For swimming in the fountain!

Chorus:

Did not have time!

We're late!

Out of time, out of place.

Apparently, we were not expected

Places were not born from that.