Elephantitis - Voodoo Glow Skulls

i woke up with my nuts by my side

so i brushed my tooth

and i took them for a ride

when i go driving

it’s the carpool lane all the way

because i am beside myself

my girl sits in the back

cuz my nuts ride shotgun

i’ve got elephantitis of the nuts

public pussy places won’t have me they think i’m an embarrassment

of the human male society

it’s not a disease

don’t want a quarantine

because these nuts

are my personal property

some say that i’m a hero

to all my fellow mens

i’m their token role model

like alanis is to women