Viernes 13 II - Vico C

Después de que Jason fue electrocutado

En Joseph Café se quedaron pasmados

El guardia aquel que había salido pato

Le dijo: «Te mueves o te aruño como un gato»

Ataron el cuerpo de Jason con cadenas

Y tanto mayores como nenes y nenas

Oyeron que él decía bien suavemente

«Ya nos veremos, así que pendiente»

Yo regresé corriendo a su guarida

Y desamarre a DJ Negro enseguida

Pregunté que si Jason le había hecho daño

Y lo único que dijo fue: «Yo quiero ir pa’l baño»

Pasaron dos años de ese viernes horrible

Mi mente recordaba esa noche terrible

Llegó el dia de mi esperada boda

¿Que si fueron personas?

Fueron todas

Casi declarados marido y mujer

El cura hizo lo que tenía que hacer

Preguntó que quién estaba en contra 'el matrimonio

Cuando una voz dijo: «Yo, canto 'e demonio»

Todos miraron a la silla de atrás

Arrancaron a cien millas y se fueron en paz

El cura repetía: «Oh, santa Clara»

Era viernes 13 y no me acordaba

Cogí a mi novia, la cargué en mis brazos

Salí de la iglesia en dos o tres pasos

Sin yo darme cuenta me monté en un Toyota

Y Jason ya estaba trepado en la capota

Le di gasolina, lo puse en segunda

Y Jason me decía: «A que no me tumbas»

Abrí la puerta, empecé a correr

Mi pantalón alquila’o se me quería caer

Nos fuimos al muelle, nos colamos en un barco

Nunca imaginé que fuera un viaje tan largo

Le pregunté a una niña simpática y dijo:

«Este barco va pa' África»

No lo creía, loco me iba a volver

Iba pa' África y solo por correr

El crucero ya casi estaba llegando

Y ya los monos se oían chillando

Fuimos a la selva buscando alimento

Ya muy cansado, en el fango me siento

Cuando escucho a una voz que dice con emoción:

«Aquí es que vive mi panita King Kong»

Empujamos un tronco y flotamos en el río

Mi novia se trincaba y temblaba de frío

Jason nos siguió nadando de espalda'

Y hasta de los cocodrilo' se salva

Ya en la orilla, me sentía muy cansado

Cuando siento una flecha que me pasa por el lado

Mire hacia atrás y una tribu nos seguía

Y mi novia enojada, corriendo me decía:

«Tú y tu idea de escoge' el viernes 13

Sabiendo que a la boda iba a ir el tipo ese

Tenemos una tribu persiguiéndonos ya

Esas ganas de meterte una bofetá'»

Logramos escapar entre lo oscuro de la selva

Mi novia se sentía un poquito enferma

No sabía ya cómo salir de este lío

Cuando veo a Tarzán que esta al ladito mío

«Yo alquilar casetas de pajas

Traer tu mujer, yo hacerte rebaja

Tener una grande, de luna de miel»

«Pues, esperenme, que yo me voy también»

Tarzán suplicó que no peleáramos más

Que nos hiciéramos amigos y brindara la paz

Imagínense, yo sin pensarlo acepté

Y Jason acepta por primera vez

Al llegar a la caseta que alquilaba Tarzán

Mezclé un coco con un hongo y me hice un flan

Cuando fui a visitar la mujer que allí reinaba

No creí lo que mis ojos allí observaban

La esposa de Tarzán se llamaba Jane

Y usaba un taparrabos de los bien plane

Decir el nombre de ella en verdad me fastidia

Pues, aunque no lo crean, se llamaba Katiria

Vino donde mí y dijo: «Tú me gusta' mucho»

No-no-no, no invente', que ya he sufrido mucho

Corrí al aeropuerto y me colé en un avión

Me sentí un poco libre y me dio la emoción

Dejé a Katiria y a Jason en África

Haciendo un plan, usando mi estática

En unas horas llegué a mi hogar

Y mi boda comoquiera la iba a celebrar

Todos regresamos contentos a la iglesia

Gente que me odia y gente que me aprecia

Dijeron presente en mi día especial

Y el acto estaba punto de comenzar

Mi novia y yo juntos nos emocionamos

El uno al otro los anillos cambiamos

El cura al casi terminar de leer

Añadió: «Los declaro marido y mujer»

Jajajajajajajaja

Jajajajajajajaja

(Jajajajajajajaja)

After Jason was electrocuted

At Joseph Café they were stunned

The guard who had come out duck

He told her, "You move or I'll scratch you like a cat"

They bound Jason's body with chains

And both older and boys and girls

They heard him say well softly

"We'll see each other, so stay tuned"

I ran back to his lair

And I untied DJ Negro right away

I asked if Jason had hurt him

And the only thing he said was: "I want to go to the bathroom"

Two years have passed since that horrible Friday

My mind remembered that terrible night

The day of my long-awaited wedding arrived

What if they were people?

were all

Almost declared husband and wife

The priest did what he had to do

He asked who was against 'marriage

When a voice said: «I, I sing 'e demonio»

They all looked at the back seat

They started a hundred miles and left in peace

The priest repeated: «Oh, Santa Clara»

It was Friday the 13th and I didn't remember

I took my girlfriend, I carried her in my arms

I left the church in two or three steps

Without realizing it I got into a Toyota

And Jason was already up on the hood

I gave him gas, I put him in second

And Jason told me: "Don't you knock me down"

I opened the door, I started to run

My rented pants or I wanted to fall

We went to the dock, we snuck on a boat

I never imagined it would be such a long journey

I asked a nice girl and she said:

«This ship goes to Africa»

I didn't believe it, I was going to go crazy

I was going to Africa and just to run

The cruise ship was almost arriving

And already the monkeys could be heard screeching

We went to the jungle looking for food

Already very tired, in the mud I feel

When I hear a voice that says with emotion:

“This is where my panita King Kong lives”

We push a log and float in the river

My girlfriend was freaking out and shivering from the cold

Jason followed us swimming on his back'

And even from the crocodiles he is saved

Already on the shore, I felt very tired

When I feel an arrow that passes me by the side

Look back and a tribe was following us

And my angry girlfriend, running told me:

"You and your idea of ​​choosing" on Friday the 13th

Knowing that the guy was going to go to the wedding

We got a tribe chasing us already

That desire to slap you'»

We managed to escape into the darkness of the jungle

My girlfriend was feeling a little sick

I no longer knew how to get out of this mess

When I see Tarzan who is next to me

«I rent straw huts

Bring your wife, I make you discount

Have a big, honeymoon»

"Well, wait for me, I'm leaving too"

Tarzan begged us to fight no more

That we become friends and provide peace

Imagine, without thinking I accepted

And Jason accepts for the first time

Arriving at the booth that Tarzan rented

I mixed a coconut with a mushroom and made myself a flan

When I went to visit the woman who reigned there

I did not believe what my eyes were observing there

Tarzan's wife was called Jane

And she wore a loincloth from the bien planes

Saying her name really pisses me off

Well, believe it or not, her name was Katiria

She came up to me and said, "I like you a lot"

No-no-no, don't invent', I've already suffered a lot

I ran to the airport and I snuck on a plane

I felt a little free and it gave me the thrill

I left Katiria and Jason in Africa

Making a plan, using my static

In a few hours I arrived at my home

And I was going to celebrate my wedding however

We all return happy to the church

People who hate me and people who love me

They said present on my special day

And the act was about to begin

My girlfriend and I get excited together

To each other the rings we change

The priest almost finished reading

She added: "I pronounce you husband and wife."

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