Kick It Up - Upchurch

Aww hell, I’m stirrin' up a storm now

Smooth as a Colorado, rollin' with the windows down

Watchin' all the Gomer Pyle’s, lurkin' all around the town

Tryin' to pull me over, plant some weed that they said they found

Take my ass on to jail, cuss, fight, raise hell

Oh, well, it ain’t shit, make a call post bail

Country boy connect, hillbilly with some WiFi

One day average Joe, next day world wide

Walk through Nashville, I don’t need a tour guide

I’m representin' me, RHEC Black Fly

Redneck Nation, spittin' rhymes in a MudJug

Rockin' Mossy Oak, flippin' birds like a turkey thug

And if you ain’t with me, back that ass on up

'Cause I’m rollin' with some honkeys gettin' backwoods crunk

Got a southern belle with me, legs long like a highway

Get her fired up with a Silverado sideways

Burnin' all this rubber, white smokin' like a drag strip

Outlaw dipper, crooked smile with a fat lip

Finger way up like a new age Kid Rock

Cowboy, baby, here to raise hell and not stop

Walk miles never drop, comin' out of Rocky Top

Comin' from a town where them shotgun shells pop

Moonshine still, still sittin' in the hills

'Cause the Tennessee firewater pays them bills

Whatcha know about a country boy, know about a Tonka Toy

Know about a rebel flag flyin' off in Pigeon Forge

Not a damn thing, but you hear it on my twang

Though your boy shine bright like a Cashville day glow

'Cause I am what I am 'cause my fan base says so

Real as it gets, good hooks, let the vibe flow

On my front porch, you could call me Eddie Bauer

Daisy Duke gettin' freaky in my stand-up shower

I ain’t never been fake, son, go and check my resume

On my Dukes of Hazzard 'bout to make a crazy leap of faith

Started from the bottom now my whole crew here

I’ll be mowin' shit down in my big John Deere

Bubba, don’t get scared just stay out of my wide lane

Man in black, born in another time frame

Start a ring of fire, now I’m burnin' everything down

Aldean style, tattoos on many different towns

And I ain’t tryna be a boaster, but I roast you like a toaster

I’m as good as cold beer in the summer and you know it